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Read This If You Hate Martial Arts And Similar Forms of Training

Read This If You Hate Martial Arts And Similar Forms of Training

High intensity training is tough, it requires a lot of physical effort and mental toughness as well, it requires you to be consistent and disciplined as well, now all these are very hard to achieve, one can easily replace these with things that are more comfortable and enjoyable, now I am not saying that mixed martial arts and combat training is not enjoyable but there are a number of aspects of it which are not fun and there are more reasons for you to leave it, but if you really love yourself and live to fight and stay healthy then you would never ever think about quitting it, following are some of the most important reasons why you should put the effort and not think about going back to what was comfortable.

Being comfortable is not great for your health, human bodies are designed to work and when you challenge your body to a certain extent it reacts differently and it grows differently, from your muscles to your mind, and from how you feel to how you look, it just feels different when you are challenging yourself on a daily basis and medical science proves that as well, daily dose of high intensity combat training which not necessarily is preparing for an MMA fight is something that will help you with a number of amazing health benefits.

You benefit your body when you do any sort of exercise but you do more than that when are doing Mixed martial arts training because it helps you with so much more than that and the most important benefit is regarding the psychological and mental health benefit it has and that is something that many don’t focus on and it ends up becoming their biggest challenge.

ALEX JONES CLAIMS PEPE THE FROG IS A SYMBOL OF HOMOSEXUALITY

ALEX JONES CLAIMS PEPE THE FROG IS A SYMBOL OF HOMOSEXUALITY

In a stunning turn of events late this afternoon, journalist Alex Jones has denounced the Alt-Right movement because he has uncovered definitive evidence that PePe the frog is gay.

The Alt-Right white nationalist movement has long used ‘Pepe’, a cartoon frog, as their unofficial symbol. Jones, noted conspiracy journalist of the Infowars radios show, stirred controversy last year when he claimed that the government was spiking chemicals into the nation,s water supply that allegedly caused frogs to turn into homosexuals.

In a last-minute press conference at the prestigious Steam-works Bathhouse in Chicago, Mr. Jones who has gained mainstream notoriety since our Supreme Leader, Donald J. Trump gave him press credentials to the White House said the following.

Jones: Look, frogs are all gay, right? So if the frogs are all gay because of the chemtrails, it’s obviously a government virus that’s being spread for population control. Anyone who associates themselves with frogs are obviously GAY.

Tucker Carlson: Okay, but how do gay frogs turn patriotic Americans gay? I’m missing something here Mr. Jones.

Jones: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE FROG F**KER! IF I SAY FROGS ARE F**KING GAY, FROGS ARE F**KING GAY! Do you understand me you little Pansy ass freak?

Tucker Carlson: Yes Sir, um.. um.. No sir, I’m not questioning your authenticity, I’m just asking where you’re getting your information? Where are you collecting your data? That’s a bold statement and many of my followers use PePe the frog as their profile photo. I’m not sure how that makes them gay?

Jones: LISTEN HERE YOU BOW TIE WEARING LITTLE B*TCH! WHEN I TELL YOU THAT FROGS ARE F**KING GAY, FROGS ARE F**KING GAY! I HAVE PICTURES YOU LITTLE CLOSET PERVERT AND YOU’RE GAY TOO!

The press conference ended shortly after the exchange took place, and our own Tucker Carlson left the event after spending fifteen minutes in a private room with an unknown interviewee.

We here at Fox News are deeply saddened that so many of our own followers use PePee the frog as their profile picture. Even if the frog isn’t gay, it’s really silly looking.

Although there is no hard scientific evidence to prove Jones’ claims Fox News sent several of out reporters to local pet stores where they did indeed observe male frogs jumping all over each other

STARBUCKS RELEASES COMMEMORATIVE BLACK LIVES MATTER COFFEE CUPS

STARBUCKS RELEASES COMMEMORATIVE BLACK LIVES MATTER COFFEE CUPS

Starbucks announced this week that they would celebrate the release of the new superhero movie “Black Panther’ with a line of commemorative Black Lives Matter coffee cups. The black and brown cups will feature the classic Starbuck’s logo with a BLM logo just above it.

Starbuck’s CEO Kevin Johnson said he believes the move appropriate since it celebrates the progress made by the Black community in the world of mostly White superheroes.

“All our lives we have seen all the White heroes like Superman and Spiderman who were White elitists with privilege. Now this guy, he’s Balck, he’s scary looking, he has claws, and he looks like he could take out a whole army of those Alt-Right Pepe the Frog racists with one or two swipes. As corporate partners of the Black community we need to show our support by offering them pretty cups to drink our liberal coffee products”, Johnson said.

The new reusable cups will cost an extra two dollars and the profits will go to a fund to provide firearms to underprivileged inner-city Black families.

Imam Abdul Azheet-Musaf, founder of the Black Muslim Friendship center and coordinator of the project, hailed the new cups as a giant leap in African-American inclusion and racial equality.

“These cups”, Musaf told Fox News, “we take the money from them and help poor families buy guns. In America, everyone needs a gun. It is part of the American dream to be able to defend your family and for too long only privileged White people in the suburbs have been able to afford firearms. We want to make the African-American community feel like Black Panther. We can’t give them superpowers but we can give them assault rifles.”

“Black Panther” was released Friday nationwide and has broken box office records grossing over $194 Million it’s first weekend.

TWITTER ANNOUNCE MASSIVE PURGE OF ALT-RIGHT ACCOUNTS

TWITTER ANNOUNCE MASSIVE PURGE OF ALT-RIGHT ACCOUNTS

Thousands of Conservatives awoke this morning to find they had been locked out of their Twitter accounts. The purge of Alt-Right accounts, now dubbed by the hashtag #TwitterLockOut , has resulted in some large accounts losing millions of followers and sparked conservative outrage across the internet.

Twitter spokesperson, Pokina Das, denies this is an attempt to silence conservatives and claims this move was orchestrated to remove Russian trolling bots and “Alt-Right hate” from the popular social media platform.

“After the shooting in Florida, we just can’t take anymore,” Das told Fox News,” Most of these profiles are Russians trying to stir up trouble and the rest are probably smelly fat teenagers from 4-Chan. We don’t don’t want to censor anyone but we need to take out the trash and we just don’t have the time to figure out who is who.”

Free speech advocates are outraged by the move but Twitter claims they will reinstate some accounts if users will fill out a claim form, provide two types of picture I.D. and pay a $75 dollar reinstatement fee to have their accounts restored.

Pat Robertson, televangelist and conservative spokesperson, urged calm and offered an alternate explanation.

“We need to just calm down and wait and see what happens,” Robertson said,”It’s quite possible our Lord Jesus is behind this. These people are all good Christians and their accounts may have just been raptured.”

Thousands of outraged conservatives have threatened to delete their accounts but their cries have fallen on deaf ears.

“Let them go if that’s what they want,” an anonymous Twitter spokesman said, “we are just so tired of our platform being used for hate speech and it will save us the trouble of deleting them ourselves.”

TRUMP TO BAN GUNS?

TRUMP TO BAN GUNS?

In a drastic divergence from his usual rhetoric, today President Trump was overheard by Fox News the FB Page White House insider sources speaking about the gun crisis and the possibility of the suspension of the Second Amendment.

It was unclear if this suspension would be considered temporary or permanent. It is said that his decision is heavily influenced by his daughter Ivanka, who has been rumored to have been pushing for nationwide firearm confiscations. We have learned that she has been put in charge of drafting an executive order to handle the matter.

At a speech today:

“No one knew guns would be so hard. We are leaving all options on the table, and Ivanka will be drafting up an order to put on my desk which I will take a look at. Look at my daughter Ivanka. Have you seen her body? Greatest body. One of the classics. I know she’ll do a great job.

“You know, people said we couldn’t beat Hillary. You know, he put out a memo – “You cannot do it.” We cannot let anyone into this country illegally. And radical groups all over the world. Four times more immigration, and they should not under a Trump Administration, and we could not have done a better job. So I don’t know, you tell me folks.”

“So you know we have beautiful women and I get to meet all of these people, folks. It’s all coming in. We have losers. We have a disaster. People are totally illegal and he’s failed us badly. And Hillary’s emails. I was way ahead of everybody. So will we take away the guns? We’ll see. We love the guns. We’ll see. This proves there is absolutely no collusion with Russia.”

More as it develops.

NRA CALLS FOR ARMING OF ALL YOUNG BLACK MALES TO PREVENT POLICE VIOLENCE

NRA CALLS FOR ARMING OF ALL YOUNG BLACK MALES TO PREVENT POLICE VIOLENCE

What do you think about NRA spokesperson Dana Loesch’s proposal to arm more members of poor communities to prevent gun violence?

In a series of comments Thursday Loesch said that more guns on the streets would solve many of our nation’s problems including mass shootings in schools and the epidemic of police officers shooting unarmed Black teens in poor neighborhoods.

“These violent shooters see poor neighborhoods as soft targets,” Loesch told Fox News, “if we could just get more guns in the hands of young Black males these rogue police officers would think twice before they go in guns a blazing and shooting everybody.”

The NRA has proposed a plan that would give tax credits and subsidies from the U.S. Department of Education to provide teachers and poor minority youth with guns and firearms safety training.

President Trump said he was open to looking “at the possibility of giving concealed guns to gun adept teachers and minority youths with military or special training experience.” He added that if trained, teachers and young Black males could “immediately fire back if a savage sicko came to a school or pulled them over with bad intentions” and that they “would solve the problem instantly, before or as soon as police arrive.”

The February 14 shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida sparked numerous teen-led protests in several cities across the US. Many of the student protesters and their parents have called on lawmakers who have received considerable campaign donations from the NRA to be voted out of office.

TRUMP WANTS TO CARRY GUN, ARM WHITE HOUSE STAFF

TRUMP WANTS TO CARRY GUN, ARM WHITE HOUSE STAFF

President Trump proposed a bold new plan to save American taxpayers money and further drain the Washington swamp.

At a Saturday Homeland Security meeting and buffet, Trump proposed a plan where he would issue firearms to qualified White House staff to double as security in addition to their usual White House duties. Trump also indicated he would be willing to carry a gun and take firearms safety training himself.

“I have a lot of great talented people,” Trump said,”the best people, who own guns and really really want to help out around here. You have a lot of bad hombres trying to get in here and I think, I really believe, if they knew my two sons, who are, by the way, very experienced in killing large animals, were in here and armed they would think twice before messing with Trump.”

President Trump who never served in the military because of painful bone spurs also said he would be willing to carry “all the best guns” and submit to firearm safety courses and training. Trump said he already had facilities for the training at his Mar-A-Lago Country Club and could take the courses in between golf rounds.

When asked what would become of White House police and the Secret Service Trump indicated they would either be reassigned or laid off. Possibly to bolster security at Trump Tower in New York and some of his other properties.

Vice President Mike Pence has already applied for conscientious objector status

Fox News reached out to W.H. Chief of Staff John Kelly for clarification but Kelly declined to comment, shook his head, rubbed his chin and walked away. The Secret Service also declined to comment.

DEVOS CLAIMS GUN VIOLENCE IS BECAUSE OF LACK OF FAITH

DEVOS CLAIMS GUN VIOLENCE IS BECAUSE OF LACK OF FAITH

What do you think about Education Secretary Betsy Devos’ claim that putting God back into our public schools would solve gun violence?

DeVos appeared on “60 Minutes” Sunday night and was unable to answer questions about schools in her own state. She has been criticised roundly four the interview, critics saying it shows she is uninformed and not qualified for the job.

Monday afternoon, DeVos defended herself on Fox News, saying, “What the 60 minutes interview does not highlight is my faith in God and Biblical principles that would have kept violent marijuana addicts like the school shooter in Florida from hating his fellow man. A few ‘gotch’ questions does not show the American people how my heart is filled with the shed blood of Jesus.”

 

Devos has advocated for more guns in schools in the past saying that rural schools need to protect children from grizzly bears and other dangerous wildlife.

White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said she’s not sure if the president saw the entire interview. But sSources tell Fox News’ Sean Hannity that administration officials inside and outside the White House are regarding the interview as uneven and ill-prepared. However, right now she still has a vote of confidence from the president who put DeVos in charge of a commission that will focus on putting God back in our public schools.

FIRST LADY CALLS FOR IVANKA TRUMP TO BE FIRED

FIRST LADY CALLS FOR IVANKA TRUMP TO BE FIRED

WASHINGTON — In an extraordinary move for a first lady, Melania Trump’s office on Wednesday publicly called for the firing of a Ivanka Trump as first daughter and advisor to President Trump.

Stephanie Grisham, the first lady’s communications director issued a statement around 4:30 p.m. saying the blonde bombshell should no longer serve as an advisor or family member to the President.

“It is the position of the Office of the First Lady that Ivanka no longer deserves the honor of serving in this White House,” Grisham said.

This came only one day after the first lady called for the firing of Mira Ricardel, a senior National Security Council staff member.

It is rumored that Ivanka Trump and Melania Trump don’t have the warmest relationship.The first lady has been suspicious of Ivanka ever since a Howard Stern interview when President Trump stated he wanted to “date his daughter.” There have always been suspicions surrounding this statement enhanced by the rumors that Ivanka’s husband, Jared Kushner, is actually a transgender woman.

There’s never been a first daughter quite like Ivanka. She is directly involved with policy- making, and strives to be considered as one of her father’s hottest advisers. Even though there’s not much overlap between her and the first lady, her role in the White House is reportedly causing tension. According to the New York Times, her relationship with Melania is “complicated.” President Trump reportedly touches Ivanka much more often than he does the first lady which leads to confusion.

Chief of Staff John Kelly reportedly has to act as mediator between Ivanka’s staff and Melania’s staff when this sort of tension arises. Kelly has previously been quoted describing the Trump children’s involvement in their father’s administration as “playing government.” Apparently, Kelly, a former Marine Corps general, had to intervene when both women posed for photo ops with black children within days of each other.

According to the Times, while Melania was in Ghana as part of her tour of Africa,she held a baby upside down swinging it like a purse, and the photo was distributed to the press, and video of the meeting was posted to the first lady’s Instagram.

The White House declined to comment and threatened to revoke the press passes of anyone reporting on this story.

TRUMP CREATES NEW WHITE FRIDAY HOLIDAY

TRUMP CREATES NEW WHITE FRIDAY HOLIDAY

President Trump helped kick off the traditional Fox News ‘War on Christmas’ season by announcing a new initiative to allow Christians to take their holiday back and make America great again.

The President announced that the shopping day following Thanksgiving, formerly known as “Black Friday”, would instead be referred to by all government agencies henceforth as “White Friday.” Black Friday was a shopping day for a combination of reasons. As the first day after the last major holiday before Christmas, it marks the unofficial beginning of the Christmas shopping season. Additionally, many employers give their employees the day off as part of the Thanksgiving holiday weekend. it was unofficially dubbed “Black Friday” since most stores make huge profits and go “in the black” doing a large part of their yearly business during the season starting on this day.

“I’m so thankful for all the wonderful things I have done this year”, Trump said at an appearance Thanksgiving day,”now I want to celebrate the huge shopping day tomorrow by making it a little more cheery. From now on we should call it ‘White Friday’ because black just makes people feel depressed and make people want to sit around listening to all the lies about collusion in the fake news media. I know the haters will try to say this is racist. It has nothing to do with race. The blacks have a lot of fun buying and looting things on this day too. They already have black history month and Martin Luther King day which commemorates the day Dr. King got shot. Why can’t White people have a nice day of shopping named after them? I mean most of the stores are owned by White people, and some Jews, anyway.

Although the executive order is not legally binding, the President hopes people will respect the new rule in the spirit of national unity.

About 38 percent of American consumers plan to shop on Black Friday this year, and six in 10 of those shoppers anticipate making at least half of their holiday purchases on that day, a Reuters/Ipsos poll showed last week. Over a trillion dollars in sales is expected today and over the weekend.

GOFUNDME BORDER WALL MONEY TO BE USED TO FUND AMUSEMENT PARK

GOFUNDME BORDER WALL MONEY TO BE USED TO FUND AMUSEMENT PARK

SUNLAND PARK, NM - JUNE 01: Construction crews work on a border wall being put in place by We Build The Wall Inc. on June 01, 2019 in Sunland Park, New Mexico. We Build the Wall is a non-profit organization that is funding the private construction of the border wall in an attempt, they say, to stem the flow of migrants and others from coming across the border illegally from Mexico into the United States. (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images)

Brian Kolfage, a triple-amputee Iraq War veteran responsible for the GoFundMe page that raised more than $15 million for Donald Trump’s border wall, has reported that there is no way to get his money legally to the government. Government regulations reportedly do not allow contributions for public projects, so Kolfage has launched a scheme to open a religious-themed amusement park to funnel the money to Homeland Security via taxes on the park.

“If everyone who voted for Trump would contribute $80”, Kolfage has claimed, “the wall could be paid for. Therefore, I will open a business to pay the government through taxes much the same way Mexico will pay us back for the wall from all the taxes we get from their cars, and tequila, and tacos, and those big funny hats we import.”

Kolfage states his park will be based on a Biblical story much like the wildly successful Noah’s Ark theme park in Kentucky.

“I’m leaning toward doing one based on the story of Samson”, Kolfage told Fox News,”We could get some big actor, like Scott Baio maybe, to come out in a wig and throw fake rocks around. Then get some other actors to play liberals who grab Samson and cut his hair off and then he gets all wimpy and snowflakey and can’t pick up the rocks anymore. Then he prays to Jesus and gets his strength back and kills all the liberals. It’s a pretty cheap price to pay to show everyone the power of God’s love with some styrofoam rocks and fake blood.”

Kolfage set up the GoFundMe page out of frustration that the Congress has so far failed to commit funds to build the wall. “We’re not getting just people who voted for Trump now,” Kolfage told Fox. “I’m getting messages from many Democrats, Russians, concrete companies, and Macedonian teenagers, who say they support this wall.”

Kolfage had named himself CEO of the project and will reportedly pay himself a generous salary to oversee the operation.

“I have to eat too and I will not apologize for my success.” Kolfage said, “Hey I am a triple amputee and I need to get some prosthetics to properly do my job. I saw this really cool arm you can change out the hands on. One day I could have a regular hand, next day I could have a machine gun hand, I think they have a chainsaw and a lasergun attachment too. I’m looking into it.”

Kolfage told Fox News that he has connections in the White House that can make sure all of his GoFundMe tax dollars will directly fund the border wall, saying “we have a lot of people watching this,” which would “serve as a motivating factor not to screw this up.”